Tag: Birth control

  • You should see the other guy

    You should see the other guy

    So, this afternoon I finally did it. I went to Planned Parenthood and got The Implant. I AM NOW BABY WORRY FREE for the next 3 years. The amount of stress that just vanished from my shoulders after the nurse said “okay, it’s in” is like…..unbelievable. I know I’ll be dealing with side effects (and…

  • Take that, uterus! (empowering myself, because I don't need to feel this way every month)

    Take that, uterus! (empowering myself, because I don't need to feel this way every month)

    So. I talked to my clinic and after two years off birth control and trying to get my body back in shape (with, eh, results) and realizing that it’s actually like, still debilitatingly painful – and painkillers don’t always work – and that I’m tired of freaking out every time I’m a day late, and…