So, this afternoon I finally did it.
I went to Planned Parenthood and got The Implant. I AM NOW BABY WORRY FREE for the next 3 years.
The amount of stress that just vanished from my shoulders after the nurse said “okay, it’s in” is like…..unbelievable.
I know I’ll be dealing with side effects (and I’m hoping they’re the less blood kind instead of the more blood kind) but it helps with cramps and I can deal with irregularity if I’m not crippled with pain and I’m not facing the, oh right, now I have to worry for another month, thing.
Right now I’m rocking a badass looking bandaid, and being very happy that I’m safe until 2016.